i tried a different way for once and found that it was better but i also know it wouldn't have worked before today so p a r a d o xxxxx
milk as a verb is just fucking gross tbh
i have nipples greg can you milk me
it feels really good but i'd rather die than call it milking the prostate
i'm kind of sort of a prompt engineer in that i'm not always there when you call but i'm always on time fuck it i'mma hit post i've got places to be
the sixth sick sheikh's sheep something something
i don't want you to teach me how to dougie -- you're busy, i don't want to impose
old me panicked new me plans
one day i will find the words and they will be purple
of all the leightons i've lost i meester the most
do you think we're ever truly forgiven i shout into the wendy's drive-through box while a sixteen year old who lost at rock paper scissors loads the trank gun
i would trade all the craigs i ever met for one more rex
i have met at least six craigs in my life and that's way too many
one day i am gonna get a dog and it'll be over for you people
i was almost 30 before i ate a runny egg and it was just ok wtf was everyone yammering about
social media made people into hyenas and not the good hyenas
fighting all the battles makes you a corpse fighting none makes you a coward
chewed too much xylitol gum before bed and... don't do that
arnie pye and arnie in the sky
i'm more honest here than anywhere else and that scares me a bit
i'm gonna start writing ppl letters or postcards or some shit
i'm too old to become a photographer but i'm gonna
when i was a kid i thought everyone's dads hit their moms and you already know why
i don't want to be gross but (sometimes i piss)
sometimes the green salsa is the mild one sometimes it's the one that humbles you
i always forget how much energy it takes to be truly present in the world
big weekend good weekend but now i'm tired af on a monday
when i was seventeen i had wrists like steel and i felt complete
laundromats are liminal spaces
but as always fuck the yankees
i take it back don't fuck the mets
bitcoin and eth etc is actually really interesting but the people who love it the most are painfully uncool and wildly corrupt which has poisoned the well in re: mass adoption
also fuck the mets
people with nothing are getting bombed and ppl are like what are ya gonna do how 'bout those mets
looking out a dirty old window, down below the cars in the city go rushing by
like so and so were making sex last night
when i was a kid ppl didn't say have sex they said make sex (i think)
the right song at the right time turns the cadence of you walk into sex
i used to wish for what i have now
where i am .... [where i want to be] ..... [where i expect myself to be] ..... [where i criticize myself for not being] ..... [but what if i'm actually here???]
robot r0b0t röbøt
there's a movie called jane austen wrecked my life but i read the title too fast and thought it said jane curtin
when i was a kid the family next door had kids named john and mark but today they'd be named like fortnite and zynzynz and somehow i'd still be dave
eventually all the computers will eat all the information we let them chew on and we won't know anything because evolution will have relieved us of the ability to remember
tactfully exited a conversation instead of lighting someone on fire today but don't tell my therapist or i'll have to pay more
i'm too old to become a photographer but i wanna
who would you be if you were you without being like you
ned nederlander's spiritual successor is rj cyler's james beckwourth
of all the things i'm afraid of the dumbest is that someone will steal my work and sell it as their own
i'm only now finding people like me but it's kind of exciting
i want to ******************************* but how do i explain to ***** that ******* without ********************************* even though that is not the case
i used to hold dumb grudges against perfectly fine and normal people because i thought it was what was expected of me as a friend like oh here my friend please take my autonomy aren't i a good buddy
sometimes i save a show to watch when everyone else has finished talking about it and then i forget to watch it at all so who's really the bird in the cage
i had been avoiding the news so i took her down for a quick look and then cried tears that spelled out nope nope nope nope
everyone thinks they invented the shower beer but they didn't (i did)
in which i suppress the urge to write a post about some weird cool sex thing i did
go home science girl
i want to make an art piece here on thoughts.page and maybe i am
remember when those bacon guys were on youtube
haven't written in my journal in a few days and that guy is gonna be piiiiissssssed
i used to write mmhmm on msn and aol and gchat and ppl were like what and i was like that's me sayhimg mmhmm like i'm listening keep going and i was never quite sure they understood that i was making a mouth sound but with typings
the venn diagram of [guys who have some x, some y, some z] and [guys who have some z, some x, and some y] is a circle
i like being anonymous(ish) bc for so long i didn't know what the internet was
taper jean girl with a motel face
when i was a kid i wanted to be a garbageman
i have to get good at ai stuff for work but that should not be interpreted as me being a supporter of the ai-ification of the world because i'm not
i generally show people i like them in a way that is unambiguous because why would you be ambiguous about something like that
economics? in this economy?!
building an empire is hard i've been at this for weeks now
he hated my alliterations so i hastily hired a hairy heavyset haitian hitman to hammer him to death but the guy just shot him
how are
(i knew) death is coming eat trash be free (before you did)
let me know if you're ever in barcelona
remember when everyone was into trapped in the closet
a significant number of my heroes are queer but i am at most a kinsey 2
what if things worked out
entirely possible i don't know what lo-fi actually is
also remember the when that container ship got stuck in the suez canal and backed up the world supply chain
a mexican navy ship crashed into the brooklyn bridge yeah okay buddy whatever i just did the times crossword and i'm immune to your bragging
every day i worry that i'm going to tell ppl that this place is my favourite of all my internet spaces and in so doing ruin it
when i watch sports i see poetry and i wish they did too
you ever get the feeling you're exactly where you're supposed to be
legit just cried at the enormity of the realization that i worked hard to get better after years of meh this is good enough bc i met the right person and they had faith in me
so much of the experience of being properly medicated is like oh so normal people don't feel worry and shame and dread and anxiety all the time????? wtf???
america is just the purge now i know this isn't an original thought but neither is that america is idiocracy and you all clap and bark like seals at that one don't you
we got next
the new a'ja wilson nike commercial slaps
nat cloud was born to play in nyc
partner is playing gris and it's so beautiful
the ringmaster's telecaster sings on an empty stage
one wrong follow or repost and your algo is borked
it's raining like mf rn wow
remember when angie jordan said tracy wouldn't play obama because they supported kucinich
i need a devin banks-type nemesis
i came up with a great website idea -- for someone else
i need to focus but it's friday
there was a swimming pool in montreal and they did shows there
xylitol xylitol xylitol
i'm using gcal and writing a journal what am i an adult
i yearn to call a fat cat big chungus
hmork
i learned about everyone's fave band in high school by way of one of their lesser songs off their sophomore record which was the answer to some weird broken telephone ass team-building game i had to do in grade 9 or some shit
how you been
i've said the word anus more in the last three weeks than in the two decades prior
helped an adult male confront his subconscious and his cowardice ama
dead internet theory weirds me out and makes me feel surrounded by... entities
a man a plan a canal: panama!
julius randle revenge szn
sister got bit by a copperhead snake in the woods behind the house
time flies while you're worrying
city ppl like me talk a lot of shit but the suburbs are rad sometimes
how does margaret become peggy again
the duality of man: i used to type in lowercase then i got proper then went back
i hate that my life improved when i stopped reading the news every day but it did
by which i mean that fascism has an antiseptic quality
there's an overlap b/t "clean" and "fascist" that ought to be explored
i'm going to insist they use wingdings on my tombstone
no one says "forsooth" anymore
ai this ai that how about you aim when you piss this mens room is gross
there is something painful about owing people money
i hope i have the courage of my convictions
i'm at the ramen place / i'm at the taxidermist / i'm at the combination ramen place and taxidermist
i shoulda been a tiktokker
just another anonymous dave on the internet
randle redemption arc
mavs getting flagg is shady
make it good first
why would you lie about how much coal you have
add some friction
thoughts.page rules i can post my throwaway thoughts here and refine the mfs i like the most
tatum gonna text "i'm here if you need anything today" to vanessa bryant on mother's day
hm what is this joke actually
i've had enough of your software as a service
i've had enough of your saas
my partner and i should run a church ministering to couples that don't do whimsy well
if you chase your dreams but end up in ruins in the process are you a success
claude.ai just made me legit emotional
just told someone something i'd been holding inside for decades, but i'm not sure i feel lighter as much as i feel exhausted
i dont want to do what ive done or be what ive been which is why im omitting punctuation in this post take that establishment
i did come here to win but i also wanted to make friends if i'm being honest
my friend jt just now: "we’re living through risk-averse times.... keeps people closed-minded"
ed zitron should be more well-known
i miss twitter from ten or twelve years ago
never let em tell you that you shouldn't want what you want
is the juice worth the squeeze
ai is good at content + humans are better at context
they drink the sand because they don't know the difference
it's the ai-conomy stupid
in the future some scholar will refer to these as the dumb years and we'll be like buddy you don't even know
if you're feeling bad, help someone
obv still working on processing it but... it feels okay rn
just lost my job and yet the birds are still singing outside
note to self: #fdfdfe
radio friendly unit shifter
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